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nippletowns:

when u go out to eat with ur friends and have no money

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(Source: dveon)




kansass:

Eyebrows so strong they bench press 350







dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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d0nn0:

d0nn0:

cool beans

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Me n the bae

toasttime420:

bae: come over

me: i cant i dead

bae: im horn-

me:

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(Source: toasttime420)




To my future wife…

lastofa-dyingbreed:

When I die I want you to mix my ashes in a bowl of chili, then eat it. Just so I can tear that ass up one more time.

(Source: hbkjayy)







Straight White Boy Problem #92

straightwhiteboyproblems:

i asked my gf to get me a hot chocolate a couple weeks ago and instead she got me an ICED hot chocolate from starbucks AND she also got herself a caramel ICED coffee. i wasnt mad but when i asked her ‘why’ she said she cant post hot drinks on instagram because the cups arent clear and it wont get any likes wtf