abhortion:

movies based off books are bad but books based off movies are so much worse

freddybenson:

freddybenson:

friendly reminder that kony was never stopped

maliciousmelons:

“911 whats your emergency?” hi i need to report a kidnapping. my son is taking a nap in his room right now.

ryudolph:

sluttyoliveoil:

sluttyoliveoil:

what does the teen boy say after murdering a man

haha no homo(cide)

pls

metaphorically:

i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it” 

yesimbeyonce:

“FUCK KANYE WEST” the white girl says as she blasts her iPod full of Taylor Swift songs, still engulfed with rage 3 years later

untroestlich:

jesuschristvevo:

a white girl walks into a bar and asks for a frappuccino

what’s wrong with this? I always do this. Not at bars but at mccafe or starbucks.

I don’t get the joke. Someone tell me? :3

jpgay:

me flirting: if you were a cheeto you’d be a hot cheeto 

dippingswordsinmetaphors:

you know when you listen to a song a whole bunch of times and there is that one line that you never understand and then one day heaven above opens and shines the light and you finally know the words and it’s like an epiphany